Cadava Application

Section I: Who The Fuck Are You?

What is your primary timezone, age, primary language, and approximately how many hours a week do you play EVE?

EUTZ

30

English

RL being primary and work being a bitch maybe 5 hours. Work being ok and RL being boring as hell? 20+

Do you approve of scamming people? Ever done so? Do you honor ransoms?

I understand scamming is part of the game but I just don't understand how people think it's ok. I've never ransomed anyone :/

Do you approve of spying, meta gaming, etc.? Ever had this done to you or done so yourself? Do you have any useful spy alts? If so PM the information regarding them to Krebs von-Runge.

I haven't had a spy since I played RuneScape 15+ years ago. Living a double life is too much hassle.

List all of your characters, amount of SP they have, and what specializations they have, obviously characters meant for the purposes above can be withheld for obvious reasons as long as they are discussed with directorship.

Cadava Mendosa 50 Million SP.

I can fly all Caldari/Amarr T2 up to Cruisers and T3 cruisers. T3 Dessies didn't exist back in my day.

Do you have any FC experience? Do you have any special skills or knowledge you'd like to share with us?

I can welp a fleet as well as anyone. To be honest I'm really out of date of the current Meta.

How long have you been playing EVE? Tell us about your history in the game! Go ahead and make a novel of this.

No Novel. stomach growling too much to write a novel.

Started off as you do in little newbro corps playing highsec games. Ended up moving to Null playing around with Null Secunda. Nulli folded and I ended up making some friends who dragged me into WH space.

I've played the game on/off (mostly off) for more years than I can count. Anyway. I'm caught up in this ascension hype and am excited with the prospect of getting back into Eve.

Why did you want to join us? Where did you hear about us? Who refereed you to us, any vouches from members you know?

Reddit. I posted a new oldbro post and Ashley said I should talk in Pub chat. And Adam was kind enough to answer plenty of my questions and suggest I sign up on forums.

Are you a Fuckwit? Shit Starter? Got any Tears or Salt to share with us?

Nope. I literally game to try and distress and take my mind off the shit at work. I want a no drama situation where I can make some ISK, maybe snag a few epic kills and enjoy the craziness that is WH life.


Section II: General Requirements.

•10,000,000 SP

Check

•Our goal is to introduce people to the joys of wormhole life, train and teach. We expect you do your own research though and arm yourself with knowledge where you can.

Check. Live it. Love it. Might need to figure out the new Meta though.

•Ability to probe scan well, with decent scan skills (Astrometrics IV + Supports).

As long as things haven't changed too much, check

•Ability to listen and communicate effectively in English over Mumble and Discord using a functioning non-shit microphone.

Voice Comms makes everything better. Unless someone is drunkenly singing.

•Be active. We do not have an official kill board requirement. We do expect active contribution to the corp by PvP content generation or helping run our logistical backbone.

I can do either of these. I'm not great at 1v1 but I have plenty of support skills and love just piling in.

•Ability to be a team player, and understand we are very communal. Willing to do your part for the greater corporation and your peers. We live by the ideals of Socialism and Distributism.

Fine by me. I'll work hard as long as I get my fair cut.

•You must submit to full API checks. Full transparency. If applying on the forums you will still be subject to a short interview on discord as you would by contact or reference.

Sent to Adam

•We require that you be self-sufficient in regards to ISK. The corp does not sponsor or run official PvE fleets as we are a primarily PvP corp. You are however encouraged to arrange PvE activities such as site running with other members. Also available are corp and private buybacks for Blueloot, Gas, Salvage, etc.

Yep. As expected in WH's. my skillset allows me to do all of the above.




Section III: Ship Suggestions.


•Entry Level: Stealth Bombers, Astero, Confessor, Deacon.

Check
•Intermediate Level: Brutix Navy Issue, Harbinger Navy Issue, Stratios, Sacrilege.

Check
•Advanced: Legion, Loki, Proteus, Guardian, Oneiros.

Legion and Guardian from this list. I'm not sure what an Oneiros is.

•Bonus Points: Armor Capital Ships, Faction Battleships, Black Ops, Capital Industrial Ships, Freighters/Deep Space Transports/Blockade Runners.

Can fly Archon, I own a Caldari Freighter (fuck knows why I brought it. I've never flown the thing) and I have skills for DSP/BR which I have flown.



Section IV: We Love Our Carebears!

To achieve our goals as a corp, fact is a strong industrial backbone is needed! Massive bonus points if you have skills, experience with, or the desire to perform:

•Mining Operations in <0.5 space, Mining boosts, etc.

I'm one of those sadists that actually enjoys mining but generally only in dangerous locations so that you have to be non-afk

•Manufacturing, especially T3 Production/Reactions, Capital Ship Construction, POS Management, etc.
•Planetary Interaction

Strong skills for the passive isk

•Hauling, Shipping, Logistics, especially doing so safely through dangerous space.

DSP/BR skills. though looks like they might have changed the ships slightly since I last looked.

•Blueprints, Invention, Reverse Engineering.

I am rubbish at Industry.