Post by johanis on Nov 27, 2016 21:58:58 GMT
Section I: Who The Fuck Are You?
Who the fuck am I? I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
What is your primary timezone, age, primary language, and approximately how many hours a week do you play EVE?
US-Central
English
20+ hours
Do you approve of scamming people? Ever done so? Do you honor ransoms?
Approved
Never done it cause I'm not a poor
I personally believe in space honor - so when I keep give my word in Eve I keep it
Do you approve of spying, meta gaming, etc.? Ever had this done to you or done so yourself? Do you have any useful spy alts? If so PM the information regarding them to Krebs von-Runge.
Approved - I have never done so in this game, but the stories are juicy.
List all of your characters, amount of SP they have, and what specializations they have, obviously characters meant for the purposes above can be withheld for obvious reasons as long as they are discussed with directorship.
First Account:
Johanis Cal-dahari: Main, ~41M SP, sub-cap focus
Haulie McHaulFace: Incursion alt, ~15M SP, Scimitar/Guardian pilot; Also flies Blockade Runner if I need it
Second Account:
Scoutie McScoutFace: Dedicated out-of-corp scanner; Tengu pilot (training Loki next)
Do you have any FC experience? Do you have any special skills or knowledge you'd like to share with us?
I am interested in learning to FC small gang
How long have you been playing EVE? Tell us about your history in the game! Go ahead and make a novel of this.
I have been playing EvE for about a year total
I have been in WH doing PvP almost daily for about 6 months
I sexually identify as a Heavy Dictor
Why did you want to join us? Where did you hear about us? Who refereed you to us, any vouches from members you know?
Looking for a close knit group of pilots in high class wh with a strong PvP focus and dedicated leadership
Saw the ad on Reddit: u/MelancholyNinja
Are you a Fuckwit? Shit Starter? Got any Tears or Salt to share with us?
Who the fuck am I? I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
What is your primary timezone, age, primary language, and approximately how many hours a week do you play EVE?
US-Central
English
20+ hours
Do you approve of scamming people? Ever done so? Do you honor ransoms?
Approved
Never done it cause I'm not a poor
I personally believe in space honor - so when I keep give my word in Eve I keep it
Do you approve of spying, meta gaming, etc.? Ever had this done to you or done so yourself? Do you have any useful spy alts? If so PM the information regarding them to Krebs von-Runge.
Approved - I have never done so in this game, but the stories are juicy.
List all of your characters, amount of SP they have, and what specializations they have, obviously characters meant for the purposes above can be withheld for obvious reasons as long as they are discussed with directorship.
First Account:
Johanis Cal-dahari: Main, ~41M SP, sub-cap focus
Haulie McHaulFace: Incursion alt, ~15M SP, Scimitar/Guardian pilot; Also flies Blockade Runner if I need it
Second Account:
Scoutie McScoutFace: Dedicated out-of-corp scanner; Tengu pilot (training Loki next)
Do you have any FC experience? Do you have any special skills or knowledge you'd like to share with us?
I am interested in learning to FC small gang
How long have you been playing EVE? Tell us about your history in the game! Go ahead and make a novel of this.
I have been playing EvE for about a year total
I have been in WH doing PvP almost daily for about 6 months
I sexually identify as a Heavy Dictor
Why did you want to join us? Where did you hear about us? Who refereed you to us, any vouches from members you know?
Looking for a close knit group of pilots in high class wh with a strong PvP focus and dedicated leadership
Saw the ad on Reddit: u/MelancholyNinja
Are you a Fuckwit? Shit Starter? Got any Tears or Salt to share with us?
